April 24, 2011 wikileaks reveals we’ve known since 2008 that the courier was in Abbottabad, PK, where the detainee, another courier, was picked up by Pakistan in 2005, then transferred to Gitmo in 2006.
(April 27, 2011 long form birth certificate released in a highly publicized press conference, listing the nationality of father)
May 1, 2011 Hitler dies, I mean Obama, I mean Osama. Obama gives his Mission Accomplished (By Me, and My actions, but mostly, Me!) Acceptance Speech to a mix of adoring fans, and cynical critics.
To date: No one has answered how he can be President if his father was never a U.S. citizen. “oh, it’s too complicated.” “we’ve got more important things to do.” “it depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.” “we don’t have time for that silliness that’s in the Constitution.” “Are you serious? Are you serious?”